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Another special A4 (sideways) publication to keep on your occasional table whenever it's around.

Cosmo, Prince of Denmark 4
No courgettes 5
King Harold was a ventriloquist 8
The trains of Waterloo 9
It Eppinged long ago 12
The nose of Alan Dale 16
Hunting the Cutty Wren 17
The Lemmings’ renuion 20
Morris team 21
The authors’ story 24
Reinstalling Windows 25
Waltz for nobody / Nolans 29
Ben Kenobi / Guide cats for the blind 32
The mask of Mono 36
Arnold 37
Touch me like the sun 40
A very English thing 41
Waste not, want not 44
Voicemail 45
Ancientmariner.com 48
Another life 49
If rivers turned and flowed upstream 52
Amnesia 53
Hebrides 56
The last inch of freedom 57
Detritus 60
The ashes of time / The railways of New York 61
Dipsticks and seals 64
The stealth comma 65
Paint me, Redouté / The dog rose 68
Spencer’s dog Rover / David Beckham’s groin 69
A murder ballad 73
Angels of the north 76
Prats in White Houses 77
Questions 80
Nobody’s as old as Derek Brimstone 81
Sex is better than poetry 84
Ode to Joy Beverley 88
Turn me round 92
The church of the wholly undecided 93
The morning road / The Tony Blairs picnic 96
The inflatable boy 97
The winter snows 100
The civilised world 101
Disaster at sea / Two peepy sleeple 104
War / The black chair 105
The dawning of the day 108
Wild mountain lime 109

And 58 more photos taken by Mr Barker on his travels, only a few of which are trains.

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